酒鬼伯伯

我有個很怪的朋友，叫做X雄
他喜歡專釣胖子、越胖越好
我始終搞不懂，WHY?

終於，在他酒茫後，終於吐出驚人的秘密...

他說，胖女人才是玩樂的極品...

 

因為...
胖女人肉很多，所以...(以下請憑慧根觀看...)
VU84  AU04  U,3  CP3  Q;4 ，
VU84  AU04  B.4  2JI 、 CP3  RUP3 ，CP3  VU;4  TJ4  SM3
這是夠下流淫蕩的男人...

從此...
害我看到胖女人，都會想到曾經的天王巨星..Madonna...

 

彷彿看到、聽到我淫蕩的朋友用著下流的腔調唱著....

  我以狂野的手段達到了目的
  無論如何我是做到了
  直到我遇見了你以後
  我才了解自己以往的迷失
  我憂傷、痛苦
  覺得了無生趣
  但是你卻使我
  是的   你使我的生命亮如新生 

Like a virgin
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin
When your heart beats next to mine
Gonna give you all my love, boy
My fear is fading fast
Been saving it all for you
Cause only love can last

You are so fine and you are mine
Make me strong
Yeah, you make me bold
Oh your love thawed out
Yeah, your love thawed out
What was scared and cold
Like a virgin, hey
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin
With your heartbeat next to mine

Oooh, oooh, ooooh
You are so fine and you are mine
I will be yours till the end of time
Cause you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
I have nothing to hide
Like a virgin, hey
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin
With your heartbeat next to mine
Like a virgin, ooh, ooh
Like a virgin
Feels so good inside
When you hold me
And your heart beat And you love me


Like a virgin .... Like a virgin .... Like a virgin ....


看樣子、我該把仙人掌擺回客廳了、哀...